🖤🚩 Red Flags? I'm Color Blind Hoodie

Red flags? What red flags? I thought those were decorations. ❤️🔥

For the readers who fall for morally gray characters, collect fictional red flags, and have a questionable taste in book boyfriends!

Our Red Flags? I'm Color Blind Hoodie combines dark humor, gothic artwork, and romance-inspired sarcasm into one cozy statement piece.

Featuring distressed cream and blood-red lettering, a tattered red flag held by a skeletal hand, and vintage gothic details, this hoodie is perfect for anyone who loves alternative fashion with a mischievous edge.

The front design reads:

THEM: YOU SAW THE RED FLAGS THOUGH, DIDN'T YOU?

ME: I'M COLOR BLIND.

Whether you're curled up with your latest dark romance obsession, visiting your favorite bookstore, attending book club, or heading out for a casual day, this hoodie lets your personality do the talking.

🥀 Hoodie Details

• Gildan Heavy Blend pullover hoodie

• Classic unisex fit

• Cozy cotton/polyester blend

• Soft fleece interior

• Double-lined hood with drawstring

• Front kangaroo pocket

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband

• Full-color DTF printed front design

• Made to order by Dark Southern Roses

❤️🔥 Available Colors

• Black: Bold gothic contrast

• Dark Heather: Vintage-inspired charcoal look

• Military Green: Moody, earthy alternative

📏 Sizing & Fit

Our hoodies feature a classic unisex fit.

• Choose your usual size for a standard fit.

• Size up for a relaxed, oversized look.

• Please review the size chart before purchasing.

🎁 Perfect For

• Dark romance readers

• BookTok enthusiasts

• Spicy book lovers

• Morally gray character fans

• Sarcastic humor lovers

• Gothic fashion enthusiasts

• Alternative clothing fans

• Book club members

• Funny birthday gifts

• Anyone who loves red flag humor

🧼 Care Instructions

• Turn inside out before washing

• Machine wash cold with similar colors

• Use mild detergent

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly over the design

• Avoid dry cleaning

🖤 Please Note

Each hoodie is made to order.

Print placement and sizing may vary slightly depending on garment size.

Colors may appear slightly different due to screen settings and lighting.

Accessories shown in product mockups are not included.

Made with love and a little darkness by Dark Southern Roses. 🖤🌹

Because apparently red flags are my favorite color.